| Day | Schedule | Episode |
|---|---|---|
| Daily | Breakfast at 8 a.m followed by bowel movement at 8:20 a.m. | The Monopolar Expedition |
| ?? | Wii bowling night | The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis |
| Sunday | ||
| Monday |
Mongolian
barbecue takeout night Cashew Chicken night |
Sheldon Flexibility Improbability Cushion For The Pushin’ |
| Tuesday | Has a cheeseburger brought to him by Penny | The Work Song Nanocluster |
| Wednesday | Halo night | The Cooper-Nowitski Theorem |
| Thursday | ||
| Friday | Pizza night (?) | The Cooper-Nowitski Theorem |
| Saturday | Laundry night at 8:15 p.m. | The Panty Piñata Polarization |
| Wakes up 6:15 a.m., has bowl of cereal with 1/4 cup of 2% milk and watches Dr. Who on BBC America | The Dumpling Paradox |
