Jim's movie reviews

Below are movies I have recently seen and what I think of them.

(Sorted by most recently seen)
Title In a few words
Star Wars: Episode II - Attackof the Clones
Better than Episode I, Empire theme music startedto show up... Anakin's scenes with Padme' were a bit creepy and why doesYado need that walking stick ?
Spiderman
Very enjoyable and seems to hold fairly well to the comic story and background. I'm looking forward to the next one.
Ice Age
Cute way to spend a couple of hours, nice endingand not too deep.
Time Machine, The
Enjoyable with a plot that is similar to GeorgePals film, a bit more action and great FX and a slightly different ending.
Kate and Leopold
A sweet romantic comedy with some time travel built in.
Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius Intreresting graphics and amusing, although the story is aimed at people a bit younger than I am.
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The
Intense and complex story, pretty involving although I didn't like the abrupt ending and having to wait another year for the second part.
Monster's Inc. Pretty neat movie, a bit sappy in spots. Greatgraphics.
K-PAX Intriguing plot.
Serendipity I'll be looking inside book covers.. Sweet story and I likethe accent..
Legally Blonde A nice story and blondes get respect !
America's Sweethearts A sweet story and confirmation that I don't want to be a personal assistant.
Rat Race Enjoyed the helicopter pilot actress, some of the humor wasa bit too broad for me, some wasn't.
Planet of the Apes Nicely "re-imagined", I was dissappointed at the surprise ending. It's seemed a bit cheap.
Jurassic Park III Better than the 2nd, it screamed sequel at the end.
Final Fantasy Impressive visuals and technology, not so impressive story
A.I. Seemed to be 3 movies, neat visuals though
Tomb Raider Fun, fast and busy film with lot's of action scenes and scenery.
Evolution I need to buy some shampoo, just in case
What's the Worst That Could Happen?  Some laughs, mildly humorous. A bit too broad in parts.
Shrek I enjoyed the humorous skewering of Disney and fairy tales.
Bridget Jones's Diary A sweet, funny story.
Mummy Returns, The I liked it better than the first movie !
Just Visiting Better and funnier than I expected.
Someone Like You The narritive was not what I expected although it kind of fit the movie and main character. Predicitable ending but funny and pleasent to watch.
Heartbreakers More funny and more enjoyable than I'd thought it would be.Somewhat predictable but not too sappy ending.
Mexican, The Funny in parts, tedious in others.
Wedding Planner, The Predictable yet enjoyable.
Snatch Fast paced, violent and clever dialogue and plot. Reminds me of Pulp Fiction
Castaway Sad in parts, funny in others.
Family Man, The Sweet film, sad in parts and funny in others.
Miss Congeniality  A corny type of funny, I'm for world peace now.
What Woment Want Now I know the answer
6th Day, The Lots of fast and no slow motion action and a interesting plot dilemma.
Charlies Angels Other than the obvious visual and nostaglic attraction theycould have done more. The slow motion action is getting old and the rewindto explain the scene in slow motion did not appeal to me.
Bedazzled Visually appealing. Some parts very funny, some parts too obviously tried to be funny.
Meet the Parents Some parts very funny, some parts too obviously tried to befunny.
What Lies Beneath Not predictable and involving and worth watching if you want a good creepy film.
Space Cowboys Predictible but fun, do I need to say predictable again ?
X-Men Good action scenes and some fun twisted one liners. 
Chicken Run I liked Wallace and Gromit and liked this as well. Remindedme a bit of Hogan's Heroes.
Titan A.E. Nice animation, o.k. plot and I guess if I was a bit younger would probably have enjoyed it more.
Frequency Interesting altered timeline, drama. The timeline and resulting character changes are interesting and involving.
Gladiator Detailed and involving story, a bit gory but better than I though the film would be.
Mission Impossible: 2 Better than the first, lot's of action. 
Battlefield Earth I didn't know the shelf life of a Harrier was 1000 years. Not horrid like I expected, not real good either.
U571 A action film, not much more. Pretty to watch and to hear.
Erin Brockovich Very enjoyable, sad to see what a corporation could do to people but with a satisfying end.
Whole Nine Yards, The Surprisingly dark and twisted comedy.
Mission to Mars Bring some caffeine to the theatre with you. SFX are interesting but the plot is dumb, predicatble, goofy at times.
Scream 3 Not as good as the first or second in the series. I didn't jump as many times.
Galaxy Quest Very enjoyable SF comedy/spoof. Look for things that remindyou of old SF TV shows.
Bicentennial Man A involving story with a dash of humor and interesting plotline.
Toy Story II Equal if not better than the original, funny SF film parodies too.
World is not enough, The Predictable in places, surprising in others. A very fun movie.
Double Jeopardy A little suspension of disbelief is required but it was entertaining and involving.
13th Warrior, The A involving story, not for the squeamish
Entrapment I enjoyed the plot twists and intricacy
Thomas Crown Affair I've not seen the original but the plot kept me intrigued and involved.
Runaway Bride Another funny and sweet film starring Julia Roberts. No real surprises but enjoyable.
Wild West Would have been better had it been more faithful to the TV series and the movie's time period
Austin Powers II The word uneven comes to mind. Some parts very funny, some not at all.
Tarzan A Disney film that a "adult" could enjoy
Notting Hill Very nice, funny and sweet film, I'm tempted to open and run a bookstore now
Star Wars: The Phantom Menace A bit sad knowing the characters future destiny but an exciting and nostalgic film. I understand the title now too.
Shakespeare in Love A very nice but sad tale
The Matrix A very interesting action film, leaves you thinking after it's over. 
Analyze This I laughed pretty hard at times and enjoyed this film ! 
Office Space  Some of the office bizzare occurances rang true and it was funny at times.
Blast From the Past  A very "nice" film, Alicia Silverstone was actually entertaining ! 
My Favorite Martian  Enjoyable in a dumb sort of way, I liked the tie in with the old TV series. 
The Prince of Egypt  An entertaining way to tell the story. 
Waking Ned Devine A bit twisted, a bit funny, a smidgen romantic. 
Enemy of the State Enough action to pass the time (2 1/2 hours), but the charactors made some dumb decisions which prevented it from being more.
You've got Mail  Annoying at first but it grew on me.
Star Trek Insurrection A good TV episode on the big screen, a bit high on the "corn" meter including the joystick scene.
Meet Joe Black Not what I expected, a enjoyable mix of comedy, tragidy andintrigue (the 3 hours passed fairly quickly).
Pleasentville A fun and enjoyable film with a bit of a message and neat FX, one I'd probably collect.
Practical Magic The story was not what I expected and although it was intriguing is not something I need to see again.
The Avengers I enjoyed the bantering and innuendo, the movie was uninvolving though.
There's Something about Mary A bit twisted & I enjoyed it, wish someone like Mary would ask me out.
The Negotiator Although it seemed farfetched it was a entertaining 2 hoursand 20 some minutes
Small Soldiers Well animated but somewhat forgettable story
Zorro A nice blend of comedy, humor, action and romance
Mulan Interesting characters with the right touch of humor
Lethal Weapon 4 Entertaining although mindless cartoon action
Armegeddon Not as jarring as I had expected although there were few surprises in the "plot"
Dr. Dolittle Something to watch if you want childish but watchable
Six Days and Seven Nights A entertaining romantic comedy
Truman Show Good, a bit slow in the setup but worthwhile viewing
Godzilla Bearable, once is enough and the "old" Godzilla had more character
Lost in Space Watchable, once is enough and it could have been much more
Sliding Doors Good, unique concept and deployment
Deep Impact Watchable, entertaining but once is enough
Titanic Great, enjoyable melding of history, character and present setting
Public Movie Reviews

Since the message board linked above only stores messages for a limited time so I'll store some of the reviews here for posterity.



"Godzilla" ('98) = "Gremlins"
  Sunday, 14-Jun-98 20:13:43

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       209.179.10.187 writes:

       While trying to sit through "Godzilla", I found myself nodding off. How is it possible to make a movie about a20+ story lizard boring? Certainly the "film"-makers took classes in howgo out of your way to uninterest an audience. Being perfectly fair, I didn't see the whole film. Perhaps it got better (could it have gotten worse?) after I left. When the baby lizards began eating popcorn at Madison Square Garden and our "hero" said, "Oops, wrong floor", I checked out.



X-Files: Fight The Future=widescreen tv
  Friday, 03-Jul-98 21:17:43

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       209.179.10.218 writes:

       Well, it wasn't garbage, but like a few of the otherwise forgettable tv episodes, it wasn't exactly memorable. I'm not going to lambast it because I like the show & its stars...but...isn't this just a 2.35:1 widescreen edition of a tv episode? It was nothingmore than an attempt to keep us busy between season's end and season'sbeginning. And hey, what's with the "necessity" to view the final episodeof season 5? It had less than NOTHING to do with it...

       Tim Bishop



Tuesday, 21-Jul-98 19:52:47

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       209.179.11.145 writes:

       "There's Something About Mary". There certainly is. And I think I know what it is. It's crass, vulgar, rude, insensitive and infantile. Yet, in spite of these things, it does have a few heartylaughs. Perhaps not in spite of, more like BECAUSE of. It's not art. It'scommerce. Be warned, they get away with things that I've never before seenin an [R] rated movie. And believe me, I've been to a few movies in my time...

       Tim (again)



Knock Off
  Thursday, 30-Jul-98 06:03:49

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       194.229.212.9 writes:

       I've seen the new Van Damme movie "Knock Off" (3 times already) and it's kung fu banzai to the max. It won't be a hit but stylish it is. That's all Folks.


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